nadie. 22. snuggle horny.

now watching porn always reblogging hockey, teen wolf, gilmore girls, veronica mars, community, generation kill, band of brothers, the social network, harry potter, doctor who, fringe, my favourite movies, important things, cat(s), things that make me happy, my style, porn in the form of food, porn in the form of porn

if you ever need anything tagged, let me know.
i liveblog hockey with #liveblogging (v. creatively named, yes) so if that's not your thing, tumblr savior at will!
- my happy place -
- gpoy - me - asks - reply(s) -
- my hockey rpf recs list -
- puns give me life -

• me: whoa it sure is late, time to go to be-
• me: is that a 30,000 word fanfic

1 day ago  +  26,232 notes  ( source, via )

tagged as:  #gpoy  #always

dirkstr8der:

the-winchester-initiative:

cryonetics:

snorlaxatives:

*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*

What a turn on.

Get out.

why does everyone say get out when somebody makes a pun dont get out get in here and make more puns

4 days ago  +  158,162 notes  ( source, via )

tagged as:  #gpoy  #i should be ashamed  #and yet...........  #puns give me life

poopflow:

cause of death: second hand embarrassment 

5 days ago  +  20,379 notes  ( source, via )

tagged as:  #gpoy  #cannot handle anything embarrassing  #i.e. all jonny's and kaner's commercials tbh

• me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore

6 days ago  +  51,502 notes  ( source, via )

tagged as:  #omg  #literally me  #gpoy

1 week ago  +  9,055 notes  ( source, via )

tagged as:  #omg  #gpoy  #favourite movie alert  #lol yes favourite movie  #film: a bug's life

temporarily falling in love with the boy who sat in front of you on public transport

2 weeks ago  +  95,244 notes  ( source, via )

tagged as:  #i've definitely reblogged this before  #but let me do it again  #because this happened  #and then later i met the boy again and realized we were studying the same course  #and then we went out  #hahahahaahaha  #ofc it didn't last but  #whatever it was cool  #gpoy

2 weeks ago  +  3,482 notes  ( source, via )

tagged as:  #gpoy  #sheercompulsion cats blog '13

whitexnoise:

Only in the NHL playoffs do you find yourself cheering for a team you never gave a shit about just because they’re playing a team you despise.

2 weeks ago  +  1,382 notes  ( source, via )

tagged as:  #gpoy  #sigh  #i'm not proud  #hockey

2 weeks ago  +  14,554 notes  ( source, via )

tagged as:  #gpoy  #sheercompulsion cats blog '13

If I’m comfortable with you, I’ll: 

jiidesu:

niicolodean:

• call you names
• tell you weird and personal details about myself
• say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
• type in caps a lot.

If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:

• talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts 
• share funny photos from my tumblr dash
• actually tell you when i’m upset 
• try to make conversation with you 
• just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
• tell you jokes even if they’re bad 

2 weeks ago  +  204,403 notes via )

tagged as:  #lol yes at i need to pee  #gpoy