this is a post about terrible nhl.com puns 

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SIGH

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OIC

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GONE WITH THE WIND, REALLY? YOU ARE TRYING TOO HARD

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NOT TRYING HARD ENOUGH

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BUT AGAIN, REALLY??

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OK TIME FOR ALL THE BRUINS PUNS

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LOL OK WE GET IT YELLOW AND BLACK, AND STARTS WITH B

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BUT REALLY??

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OH GOD

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HA-HA THERE’S MORE?

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SAME

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OK FINE I SNORTED. A BIT. image

OK NHL.COM

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OMG

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WHY

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DEAR GOD

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AND THERE ARE ONLY TWO TYPES OF DOAN PUNS

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I DOAN KNOW EITHER

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WHY NOT??

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I’M SO DONE WITH YOU NHL.COM

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SIGH

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WHAT EVEN THIS IS JUST TERRIBLE

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LOL

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RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS?

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OH LORD I THINK I PREFERRED IT WHEN YOU RECYCLED IDEAS

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YEAH

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LOLOLOL

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AHAHAHAHAHA

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SAVE ME

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I AM DYINGGG

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ASDHSALKHSALFHSA

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NOOOOO

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CRYING

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THIS IS AWFUL SO WHY AM I CRACKING UP????

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NO PLEASE NO

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DO YOU THINK THE PEOPLE WHO COME UP WITH THESE EVEN CARE IF THEY MAKES SENSE??

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SPEAKING OF SENS

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OH GOD SAVE ME

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BUT SERIOUSLY WAT, NHL.COM, THIS DOESN’T MAKE SENSE

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ARE YOU EVEN TRYING

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LISTEN TO YOUR OWN ADVICE

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ALSDHLASDKHSAL

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HIP HOP HOORAY, REALLY

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……….

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WHY

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GOOD, YOU DO THAT

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BECAUSE, WHAT

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BECAUSE, WHY

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AHAHAHAHAHHAHA UGH I’M SO DISGUSTED WITH MYSELF

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WHY DO I FIND THESE HILARIOUS

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BECAUSE THESE ARE SO BAD

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WHEN WILL THIS TORTURE END

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WELL THIS IS A NEW ONE

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HELP

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CREY

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PLEASEEEEEE

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WHOEVER THAT CAME UP WITH THIS MUST’VE GIVEN THEMSELVES A PAT ON THE BACK 

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OH MY GOD

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AHAHAHAHA NO.

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REALLY??

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THIS DOESN’T EVEN MAKE SENSE SO WHY

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SO WHY

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LIVE LONG AND PROSPER I AM ACTUALFAX DYING

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WELL THIS IS JUST RUDE

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I AM SO DONE

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DONE

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AND

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ARE U KIDDING ME

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OH

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OH 

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SIGH

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WELL THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

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OH WOW

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DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT A PENDULUM IS OR

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THIS IS JUST SAD

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OH KAY

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ARGH

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OH MY GOD

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SOMEONE MUST’VE BEEN REALLY PLEASED WITH THEMSELVES FOR THIS ONE

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HOW IS THIS EVEN RELEVANT???

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WEAK EFFORT COME ON

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SNORT

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WHAT

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OH OF COURSE

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WHAT EVEN

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I CANNOT

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/O\

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OH

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WELL THIS IS A STRETCH

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YOU NEED TO BE BETTER

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DEAR GOD

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WELL THIS IS CONVENIENT

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HAHAHA

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SAME

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NO, NO MORE PLEASE

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OH MY GOD

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AHAHAHAHAH COULDN’T RESIST

HOPE YOU

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1 year ago  +  1,233 notes
tagged as:  #chicago blackhawks  #boston bruins  #pittsburgh penguins  #nhl  #no way am i tagging all the teams  #though it does contain pretty much everyone oh my god  #it gets worse  #warning: this is a really fucking long post  #but ahahaha worth it  #puns give me life  #hockey  #*  #masterpost

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    All those and the ninja-hertl one isn’t even on there! That’s my fave.
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